The End of Days

The day has come. June 6th, 2006. That's right-- the first Monkey Tuesday of the month. Oh, and something about religion, i heard.

I did notice some weird things today. Four-legged animals going bipedal. Upside-down rain. People obeying litter and traffic laws. Humans being compassionate. Cute girls not looking at me. It was trippy.

You should fear these ominous signs. They are everywhere and ubiquitous in everything you do. Soon, people around you will become indecipherable and unrecognizable. Loved ones will cry on sight, while domesticated animals will viciously howl nonstop (even cats). Before you hang yourself from a Joshua tree though, listen to me: I know the Antichrist, who it is, and what it's here for. He's adopted a male form [pictured], taken up residence in Chicago, and possesses terrifyingly Draculaic speech qualities. His True Name is Maitreya. But to those that know him, his name signifies his true appearance when viewed upon by human eyes--


InvisibleMan.




Apocalypse...now.